Merry Christmas, everybody!

Yes, it’s still just early April, but if you’ve been paying any attention to CNN over the past week or so, you’d swear it’s Christmas morning over there, and Donald Trump is the gift that just keeps on giving. Seriously, they can’t get enough of him. First came the indictment, and now it’s Arraignment Day, and they’ve got enough material to justify ignoring everything else happening in the world.

And, well, if they technically don’t have enough material, they’ll just milk whatever they do have to the very last drop:

Do we hear a third “Outside Court” angle? Come on, CNN. We know you guys can do it! And you know you want to do it.

Except this has way more rolling around in dirt.

It’s … CNN.

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