We've already written about Sen. Chuck Schumer twice today, but the man just keeps giving up new material. Yes, the stock market reacted badly to President Trump's announcement of reciprocal tariffs, but we didn't exactly have the "Black Monday" that Jim Cramer had predicted — the stock market would experience a 22 percent crash.

Schumer, backed by the dumbest senator, Mazie Hirono, seemed glad to report that "the Trump slump is upon us now."

More doom and gloom from Schumer.

This is what the Trump slump looks like:

Huh.

Instead of gloating over Tesla's stock price sliding, the anti-Musk alarmists should have been buying stock:

Maybe Hirono was just a prop to make Schumer look smarter by comparison.

The Capitol is its own little bubble. Maybe Schumer just didn't know.