Twitchy sister site RedState reported this week that Conservative Dad, the guy behind Ultra Right Beer, released a "Real Women of America" calendar, featuring Riley Gaines on the cover, and donated 10 percent of sales to the Riley Gaines Center to defend women's sports. RedState's Brandon Morse wrote, "You've probably seen some on the left attempt to say that the calendar represents the hypocrisy of conservative Christians by objectifying women and putting some of them in skimpy clothing."

Abby Libby argues that the calendar isn't about conservative values at all.

A real Real Conservative Women calendar would have them all barefoot and pregnant.

Us too.