As Twitchy readers know by now (and sorry about that), DEMOCRAT Senator Cardin's staffer, Aidan Maese-Czeropski apparently filmed himself having sex in a Senate Hearing Room. Also, if you actually didn't already know about that and now you do, our bad. We keep thinking things can't get any stranger, demented, or flat-out crazy ...
We're wrong every time.
Welp, the story gets even loonier because the randy staffer in question took to LinkedIn of all places to post a statement.
And it's a DOOZY.
Yeah, we get it, Aidan. Up until now, you've been able to play the whole, 'OMG THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAY' card BUT that's not what's happening here. A straight staffer having sex in a Senate Hearing Room (and filming it) would be equally as outrageous and obnoxious.
It's not the who, dude, it's the WHERE.
Aren't we all lucky the adults are back in charge and decency was back on the ballot?
Heh.
He really did.
He's been told his entire life that nothing is his fault, he is responsible for nothing, and the only part of him that matters is the gay part. Yay, Democrats.
Seems pretty simple to us.
Don't have sex in a Senate Hearing Room and you know, DEFINITELY don't film it.
Right?
Man, isn't THAT the truth?
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