Just in case all the crying federal workers on the nightly news have begun to pull on your heartstrings, Bridget Phetasy is here to remind America of what one can expect from our federal government.

This alone is sufficient cause to fire them all. 

It's really rage inducing. 

Yet, the police or the Prosecutors aren't held responsible to catch the criminals or prosecute them.

It's fine for America to send billions for condoms in Africa, though. 

This is why UPS and FedEx will never go out of business. If we compared it to school choice, the USPS is failing government schools and UPS and FedEx are charter schools and parochial schools accepting vouchers.

Sorry, Jake won't be able to respond.

Why would an orphaned teenager need money, after all. Nice to know that wasn't even a priority for the jerks of the federal government. 

If you don't laugh, you'll cry.