You've been there. You bought a PC, tablet or iSomething and found that the creators of said device feel entitled to a piece of the machinery you paid good money for. You must register with them, endure their pre-installed apps that put their other products in your face and worst of all, have to put up with their obsessive need to have access to your data.

You'll be pleased to know that you're not alone. Elon Musk can relate.

But unlike us, the unwashed peasantry, Elon has very special access to tech support.

Sorry, you're stuck with an outdated FAQ (frequently asked questions) or a 40 minute wait to speak with "Steve" from Hyderabad. Elon, however, has the direct line.

Ah, it's good to be the king.

here are usually ways to opt out, but we tell you this, dear citizen, the tech giants make you jump through the hoops.

The aforementioned hoops.

Of course it spawned debate. A master debate.

Intriguing! (chin scratching emoji)

We're listening ...

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