First, it's not "prostitutes," it's "sex workers," OK?

None other than Laura Loomer is coming with the receipts to prove this bombshell report that the DeSantis campaign hired sex workers to attend campaign events and entertain donors and investors.

This may be the end of DeSantis forever … if true. We're not counting on it.

Oh, Laura Loomer. She's never been wrong.

It's been almost 24 hours and we haven't heard any bombshells going off.

It's the same Loomer who alleged Casey DeSantis faked her breast cancer diagnosis and treatment for the sympathy vote.

He's been visiting all 99 counties in Iowa with hookers in tow.

If anything, they probably tracked down a caterer or someone who has an OnlyFans account. If we see the receipts, we'll be sure to post them.