Welp, it’s official.

President Sippy Cup announced first thing this morning that he would indeed be running for a second term as the Puppet in Chief. And he did so with a fancy ‘commercial’ (c’mon, they’re not even really campaign ads anymore) about individual freedoms and how the super duper evil MAGA REPUBLICANS want to make Americans miserable.

They really laid it on thick so you know ol’ Joe doesn’t have anything to actually run on.

Biden wants four more years. Yikes.

You’d think one of those 112 Executive Orders he’s signed in the last three years would have done something to stand up for democracy, right? Ok, we’re so kidding because EOs are like the opposite of democracy … still.

His announcement is not going over very well.

HA HA HA HA HA

Oof.

cough cough

But sure, Democrats, you go with that.

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