A small asteroid will be passing near Earth Thursday, February 22. The Jerusalem Post chose to measure the asteroid's size this way:

Reading the article you see it's intentional and very tongue in cheek. It's also loaded with fun peacock facts. That said, we're all about the Twitter (X) fun. And it is fun. Keep scrolling.

If you don't get the reference, maybe the next one will help.

Got it? If not, then Google "African Swallow Coconut".

Moving on.

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Europeans were perplexed.

Good ol' Muricans, on the other hand, were appreciative.

Sheesh! Give an American a centimeter and they want to take a yard.

Some call it synchronicity, others, hilarious.

Then things got silly (er).

Well if Einstein said it ...

Why yes, he went there.

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