


The other day, Israel assassinated Ismail Haniyeh, the leader of Hamas who helped plan and celebrated the October 7 terror attacks in Israel.
The story of how Israel got him is wild:
Here's more from The New York Times:
Ismail Haniyeh, a top leader of Hamas, was assassinated on Wednesday by an explosive device covertly smuggled into the Tehran guesthouse where he was staying, according to seven Middle Eastern officials, including two Iranians, and an American official.
The bomb had been hidden approximately two months ago in the guesthouse, according to five of the Middle Eastern officials. The guesthouse is run and protected by the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps and is part of a large compound, known as Neshat, in an upscale neighborhood of northern Tehran.
Mr. Haniyeh was in Iran’s capital for the presidential inauguration. The bomb was detonated remotely, the five officials said, once it was confirmed that he was inside his room at the guesthouse. The blast also killed a bodyguard.
And the Islamic Revolutionary Guard missed it.
A brilliant plan.
Hahahahahahaha!
Not chocolates.
A safe assumption.
Sure is.
Would this have been C-4, right?
Probably.
El. Oh. El.
Totally.
Zero stars. Do not recommend.
They're putting in the work.
Actual 4D chess.
Most impressive.
They sure did.
And we're adding this, because it made us laugh.
And laugh hard.