Since The Wall Street Journal attempted to pass off a whimsical, flowery, lovey-dovey letter from Trump to Epstein from 2003 as a legitimate bombshell story, X has been good enough to put together various poems that Trump would write.

And none of them sound anything like that ridiculous letter the WSJ decided to run with.

#ActualTrumpPoems has been trending all morning, and here are some of the best:

Very stupid egg.

Heh.

WINNING.

The rhyming here is spot on.

Boom.

Ok, NOW we're getting fancy.

Haiku?

Even Grok got involved:

Not bad.

Harris. Perfection.

There it is.

Finally, some limericks!

Schiff gets an honorable mention.

Short and simple.

YUGE.

Another haiku.

Nice.

She's so lovely AND brilliant.

A+ for using 'bigly.'

And fin.

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