President Joe Biden will deliver his State of the Union address Tuesday night, and unless there’s some security threat we haven’t heard about, they’re putting up the eight-foot fencing all around the Capitol just in case. Democrats have long told us that walls don’t work and that a border wall was both unrealistic and xenophobic, but a security fence? Make it happen.

We thought you needed F-15s if you wanted to take on the government. No one has an F-15, so what’s the worry?

We all know it’s Donald Trump’s fault for giving insurrectionists the idea that they could storm the capitol and change the election results. The FBI agents embedded with all the militia groups are probably inciting an attack as we speak.

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