We didn’t watch the Grammys, but we did see some highlights, such as Sam Smith doing their “satanic ritual” dance routine.

Not performing at the Grammys but still making a splash on the red carpet was Dylan Mulvaney, the young woman President Joe Biden invited to the White House to tell him all about what it means to be a woman. E! News was certainly smitten with Mulvaney’s red carpet debut:

Poor dear.

Normally we do our best to play along (like referring to Sam Smith as “they”) but since this “girl” has been advising Biden on women’s issues, we’re holding our standards a little higher.

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