Full disclosure: This editor didn’t know the State of the Union address was this week and is now dreading having to watch it. President Joe Biden, or whichever of the 30 or so people on staff who handle his social media, made sure we knew by posting a photo of a draft of the speech along with some cookies and we assume warm milk.

We hope he’s studying really hard:

My fellow Americans

[PAUSE]

How much do you want to be he says “pause” out loud.

Here:

Now you’re talking.

We’re waiting for:

My son Beau, who died in Iraq …

[PAUSE]

We’re going to check now if the New York Times food section has done an article on the cookies.

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