Hollaria Briden's thread of Dem/Lefty Valentine's Day cards the funniest damn thing you'll see today
Happy Valentine’s Day! With all of the noise and insanity we typically see on Twitter it’s easy to forget that today is actually a holiday celebrating LOVE. Friendship. Relationships … ok, so technically it’s just another way for Hallmark to sell cards and create sappy movies with the same damn storyline over and over again (she is a hardworking, driven, businesswoman from the big city with no time for love who inherits a small cabin in a small village where the hunky widower snags her heart) but still.
It was nice to see this thread from Hollaria Briden, Esq. 2024.
Hey, she/he/it/they/zhe/zer/unicorn worked very hard putting these Democrat/Lefty Valentine’s Day cards together so we should totally share them with you all.
They’re hilarious, trust us.
Started with Kamala Harris:
Admit it – you heard this AND the cackle in Kamala’s voice.
Roses are racist.
Welp.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ok, so this one is also a little scary.
Ummm … we see what she/he/it/they/zhe/zer/unicorn did here.
Meep.
Yeah, yikes.
But funny.
OH BOY!
snort
Ok, we didn’t say it.
We didn’t make it.
We did laugh at it.
We did include it.
BUT we didn’t write it.
And your luggage!
Her loss.
And yet she persisted.
Not a great visual.
Yikes.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What a unique collection of cards, right?
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