She never published it, but our own @PolitiBunny started a draft last spring asking if Dash Dobrofsky was a parody or not. We’ve seen his posts float by in our timeline and have concluded that no, he’s not a parody account. We’re giving Dobrofsky the spotlight today because he fits so well with all of the other liberal Twitter accounts trying to cope with the fact that the White House knew about that Chinese spy balloon on January 28 and let it float across the entire United States before finally shooting it down over the Atlantic Saturday afternoon.

We’re being led to believe that this was an awesome show of leadership and global power by President Joe Biden. The liberals don’t seem to believe it either, as they keep bringing up unrelated distractions. David Axelrod said the balloon “certainly has provoked a lot of hot air from a lot politicians and conspiracy theorists and right-wing media personalities who don’t know diddlysquat and have no responsibility for the security of the country or safety of people.” Brian Krassenstein dismissed it as a “stupid weather balloon” and reminded us of the (inflated) COVID death toll. JoJoFromJerz would like us all to remember there was a deadly insurrection over two years ago.

So we’ll get Dobrofsky in here as well, who’s less concerned about a “red” Chinese spy balloon than classified documents being hidden.

If Biden handled this spy balloon situation so well, why are so many liberal Twitter accounts trying to downplay the seriousness of it? This dude doesn’t even know what color it was.

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