Are you planning to watch Biden’s state of the union address tonight? If so, you might be expecting to hear certain issues come up in his speech.

Conservative meme creator extraordinaire, Carpe Donktum, has a few predictions that seem pretty solid.

Compulsory unity. Hilarious, yet frightening and a little too close to home.

What issues did Carpe Donktum forget to include?

Is anyone going to create a Bingo card? Someone needs to do this.

Oh wait, someone did create a Bingo card because Twitter is awesome.

Biden is probably just going to run through the same, tired talking points that he has used in every other one of his speeches.

What do you expect? Real answers on real issues?

Come on, man.

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