Welcome to our little Twitchy experiment where I am going to attempt to live-blog Biden’s State of the Union Address in real-time.

Pray for me.

Welp, the First Lady has arrived and shocker of all shockers, she’s not wearing any sort of curtain or couch pattern.

Huzzah for her stylist figuring out that less is more.

Also, what the heck is Bono doing sitting with Paul Pelosi?

Also, a lot of Lefties on Twitter are super mad that more people aren’t masked up.

And here we go … Biden has arrived.

Others notice Biden seems to be chewing on something as he enters.

No. Idea.

Also, hearing there are ZERO mentions of the word ‘balloon’ in the upcoming speech.

Returning after the speech starts …