It’s strange how I keep being told by the regime media and Democrat political flunkies, to the limited extent that those are different things, about how I didn’t vote for what Donald Trump is doing to illegal aliens. I keep hearing about how I don’t want ICE raiding Home Depots, factories, and non-Beatles strawberry fields or sending away 30-year illegal aliens or illegal alien honor students. I’m told that Donald Trump only promised to deport criminal aliens – in the sense that they committed other crimes besides the crime they committed by being illegal aliens – and that Trump can’t actually send criminal aliens away either.
I find that odd because I voted to send every single one of them back.
And by “every single one of them,” I mean every single one of them. No exceptions. No quarter. No carveouts for farm or hospitality workers – the people trying to convince Trump to let up on that simply want to keep their serfs. Send them all back.
We tried tolerance, and 20 million uninvited Third World peasants settled here. It wasn’t just without our permission. It was against our express will, as manifested by our elected representatives passing laws and our elected president signing them. The Democrats babble endlessly about Our Democracy, but it’s weird that when we vote on something, they think they can tell us, “No, you can’t have what you voted for. You’re going to get what you expressly voted against.”
It gets even worse. We’re also somehow morally obligated to bear the burdens of the policy we expressly rejected by paying for these bums’ hotel rooms, food, medical care, and cell phones. We’re also obligated to endure their looting, raping, and murdering of decent American citizens. And, if we try to enforce the laws we passed – remember, this is supposed to be a democracy, but you don’t really have a democracy if you pass laws and they don’t get enforced – the Democrats will turn their catspaws loose and unleash the military wing of their garbage party to start rioting.
No. I did not vote for that. I voted not to submit. Everybody out. Get-o on-o el bus-o, you’re going back to that equatorial hellhole whose flag you proudly wave as you loot the local Apple store.
But “Illegal aliens are wonderful, hard-working people just here to make a better life.” I wouldn’t care even if that were true. There’s always a story with these regime media martyrs. They’re always shining paragons of goodness and light when the regime media highlights them to show the cold-heartedness of Donald Trump enforcing our democratically enacted laws. We all remember Maryland Man and how he went from humble, aspiring American to Tren de Agua human trafficker who beat the crap out of his wife – if you believe her sworn testimony given under oath multiple times – and who participated in the murder of another gangbangers’ mother while dabbling in the kind of perversions you might find in a Lincoln Project founder’s browser history.
They always turn out to be scumbags. The regime media always fails to mention that drug conviction, assault conviction, or lewd conduct with a minor conviction – there’s a whole lot of those. An extraordinary number of illegal aliens seem to be perverts of some stripe. Well, they can go be perverts back in their homeland where, hopefully, their countrymen handle perverts with extreme prejudice (assuming said perversion is not a key component of their culture, but enough about Middle East consanguinity and little boy fetishes).
Let’s just assume most illegal aliens are wonderful people whose only crime was to dream of a better life or something, though all of them are actual criminals just by being here illegally. Fine. Deport them all.
What about the hard-working family man who’s been here without documents for 30 years? Yeah, get the hell out.. It doesn’t make it better that you’ve successfully defied our laws – again, laws democratically passed by the people of the United States – for three decades. That makes it much, much worse. There’s no such thing as a legal alien tenure. Adios!
How about the guys hanging outside of the Home Depot? What about the ones who pick our fruits, blow leaves off our sidewalks and pluck our chickens? Who’s going to do the jobs Americans won’t do? Well, adequately paid Americans, especially once we stop giving free money to native citizens for sitting on their mom’s couches playing video games and smoking dope. Yes, we wholeheartedly support the mass deportation of the latest Democratic slave class. We totally voted for that – and I do not believe Donald Trump will break his word to us with a mini-amnesty. Promises made, promises kept – deport them all.
But who’s going to raise the children of liberal SSRI goblins? Don’t they need discount Guatemalan nannies to watch young Kayden and Ashleigh while they go to their jobs in marketing, HR, and optimizing synergy? You can’t expect them to put down the Chardonnay and pick up their kids. Sure, I can. Say “Adios” to Lupe and raise your own children. You might even find some of the fulfillment that eludes you and be able to stop trying to feed the emptiness inside your soul with drugs and the woke pagan gospel preached on “The View.”
What about the dreamer who is now an honor student? Well, we have a dream, too. We dream of a day when people like us – American citizens – can govern ourselves and have our will carried out instead of being ignored by our garbage ruling class. We dream of living in a democracy, not a sham. And as for those alleged honor students, I can’t think of any place that needs their amazing talents and the cure for cancer that they’re all just right on the edge of finding more than the crap-pile countries they were born in. We can’t be so selfish as to hoard these achievers for ourselves. We must facilitate their return so they can share their amazing potential with their own people.
To disagree with me means you hate foreigners and want them to die. I think that’s the only conclusion we can reasonably take from this.
The Democrats and the regime media are trying to run the scam that Donald Trump promised not to send anybody like that back, that he was going to focus only on criminals who had committed more crimes than just illegally coming to this country. But he didn’t promise that, and that’s not what we want anyway. We want them all gone, from child molester to two-year-old child. He can prioritize the pervs, rapists, multiple drunk drivers, gang members, and murderers, but that doesn’t mean that ICE should not also be tossing out every other illegal alien they can disappear. It should deport every single one of them.
We’re constantly told that we have some sort of moral obligation not to do the things that we put into law. I keep asking, but I never get an answer about where this moral obligation arises from. It’s not in the Bible – no, Jesus was not a divine anchor baby. Mary and Joseph were literally on the road to be counted in a census of legal residents. I do recall the whole thing about rendering to Caesar what is Caesar’s, though, which in this case would be a green card.
This alleged obligation doesn’t come from a statute. As we’ve discussed, the statutes are clear – get out and don’t come back. So, where does this moral obligation come from?
I think it comes from where the sun doesn’t shine. I think they just made it up. They just got together and decided that they think never deporting anybody would be a good idea, so now everybody is suddenly morally obligated to comply. Never mind if they never got our buy-in. Never mind if there wasn’t a vote on it. Never mind if the people literally voted for the opposite. No, the Democrats simply decided that ignoring immigration law is a moral imperative – please also ignore the fact that this would increase Democrat power by inflating population numbers for the purposes of apportionment and by changing America’s demographics from an uppity American citizenry that naively expects to participate in their own governance into a mass of Third World peasants who obey in return for a few scraps from the leftists’ table.
We decline to accept the Democrats’ unilateral moral declaration. That’s why we voted for Donald Trump to throw every single illegal alien out of our country.
I’m a linear guy, and I always felt that every illegal alien needs to pack up and hop on a southbound ICE party bus for a one-way trip to Tijuana. But some folks on our side are more soft-hearted than me and used to respond to these sob stories with the kind of Bushie compassion that helped get us into this mess. I’m happy to say that lame mindset is dying out. Our patience is gone. We’ve been burned too badly. We’ve been disrespected, dishonored, and deceived for too long. We’ve seen too many of our people die. The moderate position is now kicking them all out.
So yeah, we voted to deport all of them. Trump has sealed the border, so we’ve stopped digging the hole. It’s time to fill it in. We focus first on throwing out the criminal pluses – because every illegal alien is a criminal, it’s just some commit additional crimes – but that doesn’t mean the others get a free pass. No, all they get, should they refuse to self-deport, is a free trip out of the United States forever.
I totally voted for that.
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Editor's Note: Make no mistake, we voted for mass deportations. The border is now secure thanks to President Trump, but it's time to ramp things up and ship all of these illegal immigrants back to their home countries.
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