There’s a famous clip of the late, great Andrew Breitbart confronting a crowd of leftist weirdos, losers, and mutations – but I repeat myself – and shouting “Stop raping people!” Leftists were, in fact, raping people, just as leftists are now, in fact, murdering people – specifically us conservatives. The biggest free speech atrocity in recent memory is not the sidelining of some late-night leftist hack who is as funny as an anal abscess; it's a leftist shooting Charlie Kirk. A Democrat ally killed him to shut him up, and thereby shut us up, and many Democrats cheered. That’s the point. That’s the narrative, and we have to remember it, highlight it, and never let anyone forget it.
Bloody public assassinations of civil rights leaders being a bad look – at least to normal people – Democrats are doing everything they can to obscure the fact that they and their pet psychopathic demons want us disarmed, disenfranchised, and/or dead. Even< the Fredocons who used to tut-tut at us when we pointed out the murderous fantasies and aspirations of these creeps – “Stop saying they want us dead, you big meanies.
That’s not who we are. Oh well, I never!” – have had to concede that yes, that is exactly what the left wants. Now we need to transmit this truth to normal people. And we need to make sure that the left does not somehow muddy the waters with their “What about muh conservatives!” crap.
We need to keep telling them to stop murdering people.
Stop murdering people, you sociopaths.
When they weren’t outright cheering Charlie’s murder, they were covering it up. Well, they can’t cover up the killing itself, but they can try to change the subject. Once the initial celebrations died down – another bad look – it’s been nothing but dissembling, distraction, and outright deceit since the gun smoke cleared. First, they tried to shift the blame. When their “Charlie was asking for it by speaking freely” flex fell flat, they decided to go with trying to pin it on Charlie’s own people. Who would kill a conservative icon? A conservative, of course, because reasons and you’re fascists.
Then, when it turned out the leftist killer was hooked up in a human centipede with some trans furry pervert, well, that clinched it, because nothing says “MAGA” like hooking up in a human centipede with some trans furry pervert. His own words and actions demonstrating his allegiance to the chosen ideology of the Democrat Party were, in fact, a clever ruse to throw us off the scent. And his admission that he killed Charlie Kirk because he was mad that Charlie Kirk refused to validate the forbidden – for good reason – love between he and She-Ra the Anime Anteater was incomprehensible. Why, who can really say what a direct confession of the act and his motivation really means? It’s obscure. You can’t really tell. Occam’s Razor is, of course, racist.
The criminal charges blew that whole charade out of the water like a Venezuelan fentanyl ferry – but not for everyone. There remain a bunch of leftists still giving the “He was ackshally right-wing” narrative a good, old-fashioned college try – that is, trying the commie agitation and propaganda tactics the practitioners learned in college. But most of Team Goebbels took the hint and pivoted to something new.
They became freshly minted free speech absolutists, though, in reality, the only thing absolute about them is their absolute shamelessness. These are the same lil’ stormtroopers who were gleefully cheering on the wholesale censorship of conservatives by the Biden administration and its corporate cronies. Kick the leader of the opposition party off social media? Yes, please! It was especially remarkable when they howled that the removal of Jimmy Kimmel was an unprecedented attack on free speech. I guess they forgot about what happened a week before, when one of their fellow travelers shot Charlie Kirk while and for speaking.
They saw their chance to grab the spotlight by canonizing St. Jimmy, the patron saint of hack insights and flop sweat. ABC’s rural affiliates decided their audience did not want to watch that late-night ratings black hole slime the dead and slander the living, and revolted. ABC was probably delighted to unload its dead-weight host. His viewership had shrunk smaller than Robert Reich after a cold swim; even without his obnoxious behavior, Kimmel would have lasted in that money pit of a gig about as long as a glazed doughnut in the vicinity of JB Pritzker. This crisis was an opportunity to punt that loser, and ABC took it.
The left ran with the opportunity to change the subject. Instantly, the memo went out.
ABC firing its failed stuporstar was the Alien and Sedition Acts times McCarthyism plus Al Gore’s ex-wife’s (Tipper was so uptight and uncool about those massages!) campaign against 2 Live Crew – suddenly, as far as the First Amendment went, the left was “Me love you long time.” (No, I am not linking it!)
Yes, the left suddenly rediscovered its love affair with the 1A right then and there, declaring their commitment to free speech in terms almost as cringe as the declarations of unnatural love in their ally the killer’s text chain to his furry with benefits. Why, how dare you fire a comedian for the crime of doing comedy? Well, apparently, a comedian not named Roseanne.
Of course, Jimmy Kimmel does not do comedy; he does political schtick to impotent boomers with nothing better to do in bed at 11:30 p.m. than watch political diatribes broken up by occasional animal acts, crank calls, and appearances from the geriatric cast pimping the 73rd season of Grey’s Anatomy. But that’s not the issue. The issue is that they want to find the best ground to defend in the wake of their freak friend’s despicable murder and the blowback from the ugly women, femmy dudes, and gender-indeterminate strange-os who could not keep their fat, pierced traps shut. Turns out normal people think it’s bad to cheer on a public assassination.
Well, we can’t let them change the narrative. Our narrative has the formidable advantage of being objectively true. It’s a simple narrative, the best kind.
Democrats need to tell their perverted allies to stop murdering people.
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