Critics of Greta Thunberg seem to think that her latest failed mission to Gaza was a complete waste of time. I, however, disagree. Because at least one good thing came out of it.

Just look at the photos of her. Doesn’t she have the most wonderful tan? Normally, poor Greta is rather pale and pasty. But now she’s a gloriously radiant bronze. And no wonder. After all, she’s just been on a month-long Mediterranean cruise.

Being rather pale and pasty myself, I wish I could get a tan like hers. Sadly, though, I can’t afford it. For mere members of the public like me, month-long Mediterranean cruises can be prohibitively expensive.