This is a little funny, but hey… why not?

Axios claims to have talked to “sources who talk often with the leading GOP presidential candidate,” which could mean any random republican, a caddy, a cook or a pilot.

From these ‘in-the-know’ conversations, in combination with media reports about media reports that have discussed other media reports, the Axios stenographers then take to the typeset to generate a Trump cabinet prediction.  Because, hey, why not.

Keep in mind, Stephen Miller is not a lawyer.  Senator. J.D. Vance is a Peter Thiel guy.  Steve Bannon can’t keep secrets.  Mike Davis’ bff is Harmeet Dhillon.  Tucker Carlson gets all his information from a small text message group, and Kash Patel never discusses the true identity of actual deep state people attacking Trump.