TWO WOMEN are at the hairdresser. One complains to the other that she wants to go out to a restaurant to celebrate her husband’s birthday, but can’t because he’s worried that if he leaves the house he’ll be picked up by a conscription team. The second woman says that she and her husband are planning a trip to Italy. Amazement: “Seriously! Your husband got an exemption?” says the first. “No!” says the second. “He’s in the Azov.”