A cat always lands on its feet, and a slice of buttered bread will always land butter side down. So if one straps a slice of buttered bread, butter-side up, to the back of a cat, and then drops them, the cat and the bread will stop a few inches above the ground and spin wildly in mid-air, unable to complete the landing required of both.
That's the position the "woke" left must be in now, as Muslim supporters of Greta "Doom Pixie" Thunberg's silly selfie fleet are objecting to the presence of a "queer activist" in the fleet.
Who is more oppressed? Who wins the victim Olympics?
A single "queer activist" has thrown Greta Thunberg’s Gaza-bound flotilla into disarray, with several participants blasting the group’s leaders and at least one coordinator ditching it entirely.
The beleaguered Global Sumud Flotilla aims to bypass Israel’s blockade to deliver aid to Gaza. But when self-described "queer activist" Saif Ayadi joined the effort, Khaled Boujemâa, a Tunisian coordinator for the flotilla, resigned in anger.
"We were lied to about the identity of some of the participants at the forefront of the flotilla," he said in a Sept. 14 video posted to Facebook, the French outlet Le Courrier de l'Atlas reported, according to a translation by Google Translate. "I accuse the organizers of hiding this aspect from us."
Of course, they lied to you! They knew you'd object! And since Greta and her cadre of useful idiots can neither allow themselves to appear homophobic nor Islamophobic, they are now in the position of that cat with the buttered bread attached.
Viewed from the standpoint of someone who is, you know, sane, it's a funny twist in the program.
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It wasn't an isolated objection.
Other flotilla activists posted similar criticisms. Tunisian television anchor, Samir Elwafi, accused the flotilla of involving "suspicious activists."
"Palestine is the issue of Muslims first and foremost and cannot be separated from its spiritual and religious dimension," he said in a Sept. 15 Facebook post, translated by Google Translate. "So why do you involve suspicious activists in it who serve other agendas that do not concern us and have no relation to Gaza, such as homosexuals!??"
Guess what, Greta: This isn't Sweden you are heading into. In Gaza, your "queer activist" crew member would be beheaded, shot, or tossed off a roof. And it's their country, not yours.
It's a delicious dilemma the lefty Doom Pixie and her crew have been handed. Who to favor? Whose side to take? Both Muslims and "queers" are looked on by the left with great affection. Whose side will you take? Well, a sane person might point out that the odds of a Gazan Muslim just outright murdering the "queer activist" is much higher than the converse, but the selfie flotilla is standing in to Gaza, not San Francisco.
This will all likely be rendered moot. The Israelis will probably intercept this flotilla, as they did the Doom Pixie's initial selfie yacht. The goods will almost certainly be confiscated and passed out in Gaza by Israeli troops. That may be the best for everyone involved, and if this is the plan, it makes it much more likely that Greta's "queer activist" pal makes it home alive.
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