THE AMERICA ONE NEWS
Jun 5, 2025  |  
0
 | Remer,MN
Sponsor:  QWIKET 
Sponsor:  QWIKET 
Sponsor:  QWIKET: Elevate your fantasy game! Interactive Sports Knowledge.
Sponsor:  QWIKET: Elevate your fantasy game! Interactive Sports Knowledge and Reasoning Support for Fantasy Sports and Betting Enthusiasts.
back  
topic
Red State
Red State
29 Dec 2023
Bonchie


NextImg:Feel Good Story of the Year: Pop-Tarts Bowl Mascot Captivates America With Crazy Antics, and Then He Dies

It's often been said by college football purists that there are way too many bowl games. By the time all the scores go final this season, there will have been 43 different contests spanning mid-December into early January. Some of those will have been played in the middle of the work week at times that prevent most people from even watching.

To those complaining, though, I offer this counter: The Pop-Tarts Bowl exists. 

On Thursday evening, the Kansas State Wildcats and the NC State Wolfpack squared off in an epic battle of mediocrity, with the former coming out victorious, but when the game was over, no one was talking about the results on the field. Instead, they were mesmerized by a mascot who managed to capture the hearts and minds of America...for a brief time at least. 

Loading a Tweet...
Loading a Tweet...

Just when you thought America had peaked and doom was imminent, something happened to restore hope in humanity. Amidst the desolate division that plagues our society, the Pop-Tarts mascot arose, showing that there are still some things that can bring us together. 

Of course, he then cooked himself and was devoured by the winning team. 

Loading a Tweet...
Loading a Tweet...

And just like that, it was over. For a few brief hours, the Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot brought us all together. He showed us that we could live again and that there was reason to believe a better future awaited. Unfortunately, he was wrong and ended up brutalized on national television, lying face-up on a cold metal table. There's an analogy in there somewhere.