We’ve got plenty of bad news to report. Biden is still President, although he doesn’t know it. The Washington Post is a garbage bin of nonsense. China is launching more balloons to see if Joe will notice before his naptime. AOC is still in Congress, the border is wide open, and inflation is costing everyone more money.

So, now is the time for a few moments of Saturday fun and levity. But first, a warning: Don’t try this at home. You might scar your kid for life.

This next video is hilarious. I think every man grows out his beard, at some point in his life. My eldest son has an awesome beard, but no kids.  My beard was never longer than an inch, so when I finally shaved, I didn’t get a “who are you?” reaction from the kids.

Also, for the nuts still wearing COVID diapers on their faces, maybe take them off before your kids no longer recognize you.

Happy Saturday!