Warning: Sexual Content.
Does bow-chicka-wow-wow need to be workshopped? In Kentucky, it recently was.
On February 13th, the University of Louisville (UofL) began its “BANG*” sex education series. Sponsored by the Office of Health Promotion and Campus Health Services, the program consisted of five seminars spread across the school week.
Per Young America’s Foundation, the ad for Tuesday touted a spiritual study:
Christianity and Sexuality
Join us for an open discussion facilitated by a religious studies professor. Topics will include stigma, masturbation, monogamy and more.
On Wednesday and Thursday, safety was served:
Love You Safely
Learn more about STIs, safer sex, and prevention from a panel of sexual health experts.
Sex Ed Trivia
Test your SEX EDUCATION knowledge… Get SPICY prizes, safer sex supplies, and knowledge!
Friday penetrated the subject of pigment:
Put Your Love to the Test
Celebrate Black Love by coming to watch partners from around campus compete in a series of games in the ultimate test of love.
Monday’s frisky foray was clearly the kinkiest of the carnal conference. To kick off Valentine’s Week, the school took a crack at culture:
Anal Sex 101
Fact versus fiction — come discuss anal sex culture and learn the truth about safe and pleasurable anal sex!
At the University’s Cultural and Equity Center, education reared its head for 120 minutes. Notes were assumably jotted, perhaps on little notepads lightly lugged; participants may have taken many a fanny pack.
An Instagram post promoted the probe:
There is a lot of stigma around anal sex, from who engages in it to the risks involved. We’re here to demystify this sexual activity and discuss the ways in which stigma, cultural norms, and misinformation might impact butt play! This event is for everyone, whether you’re a fan or just curious.
Remember that sex is rarely just about what you do between the sheets (or anywhere else), it involves communication, social pressures, sexual health, pleasure, power, and much more. So leave behind shame and bring a friend. We promise you’ll learn something new!
#BANG23 #ShameFreeUofL #StayCurious
Louisville isn’t alone in its amorous intestinal exploration. Harvard has hosted its own alternate-intercourse extravaganza.
Courtesy of The College Fix:
“[W]hat What in the Butt: Anal 101″…drew nearly 50 students.
At one point, the presenter leading the workshop passed out gloves and butt plugs to students as she offered instructions on anal relaxation techniques. …
Noting “not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas,” she added “the [anus] is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have [an anus].”
This ain’t your grandma’s university experience. Across campuses nationwide, private plugging is publicly pushed:
Methodist-Founded University Celebrates Its ‘Condom Fairy’
Harvard’s ‘Sex Week’ Features ‘Orgies 101,’ Proves COVID Recovery Is in the Can
Harvard Medical School’s Transgender Care Course Affirms Fans of BDSM, ‘Kink’ and Infidelity
Ivy League Princeton University Offers ‘Black Plus Queer in Leather’ BDSM Course
Report: Utah College Course Invites Students to ‘Watch Pornographic Films Together’
University Professor Says Sex Work Is the ‘Best Thing’ for Young Adults
Scholarship was once the focus of college, but social ideology looks to have taken its place. Subsequently, students bear the wearisome weight of wokeness; maybe that’s why they’re being directed to disrobe and de-stress.
Many practitioners presumably appreciated UofL’s colonic coaching. For others, surely, Anal Sex 101 didn’t sit well.
Nonetheless, what once was mutedly muttered about is now loudly lauded by the state. Given government’s guidance toward bowel-related romance, will our future leaders increasingly aim at the bullseye of pregnancy-proof hanky panky? Either way, the reproductive result may be the same:
Despite that grim prognosis, the country can still take heart: Last week at the University of Louisville, misinformation was nipped in the bud.
-ALEX
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