Why is the old Eagles song (which, like Lebowski, I hate) coming to mind just now:

Never mind your name, just give us your number, hmm
Never mind your face, just show us your card, hmm
And we wanna know whose wing are you under
You better step to the right, or we can make it hard

I’m stuck on the border
(Whoa-ooh) all I wanted was some peace of mind
Don’t you tell me ’bout your law and order (whoa-ooh)
I’m tryna change this water to wine.

Headlines of the week:

If Hunter Biden had thought of this, he could sell this performance art for six figures.

Due to unforeseen WHAT?

And finally. . .  throwback to when the public schools taught useful things: