Populism—the phenomenon whereby the wrong candidate wins a democratic election and thereby “threatens democracy”—had a good week. A very good week. Two candidates without official hall passes from the global elites—Milei in Argentina and Wilders in The Netherlands—romped to victory without the permission of the media. Viktor Orban twisted the knife by sending congratulations to Milei and announcing that he’d travel to Argentina to attend Milei’s inauguration. If Trump were to go, newsrooms everywhere would start drinking Kool Aid. But I suppose his ankle monitor would go off.

Finally—a worthy successor to Bud Light

Headlines of the week:

Libertarian Barbie

The worst taunt Harvard ever threw at Yale. New Haven is reeling tonight.

‘Murica!

The first statue that will be toppled after the Vegan revolution of 2035.

And finally. . . seen in a Tel Aviv deli: