Let’s see: this week began with the deep schadenfreudey goodness of seeing the (maybe) U.S. women’s soccer team ousted ignominiously from the Whirled Kup on a failed penalty kick by their most obnoxious ex-citizen on the team, and the week ended with Hunter Biden getting the worst penalty kick of all—his own personal DoJ special counsel investigation! Trouble is, special counsel Weiss will probably muff his chances on goal just as bad as Rappin-oh.

This is genius.

Headlines of the week:

Even CBS News is starting to figure this out.

Wait—I thought we already had Greta?

IYKYK

Also, IYKYK.

I’m going to get in trouble for this one, aren’t I?

And finally. . .