Only Trump could turn a police mugshot into campaign swag in half an hour. I hope rebellious colleges students will make the Trump mugshot rival Che Guevara iconography, which will surely trigger large numbers of trigglypuffs everywhere. Oh yeah, there was also a Republican presidential “debate.” And Joe got to go to Hawaii.

Actually this is not true, but let’s see how many leftists it can trigger.

Headlines of the week:

Remember: We have nothing to sphere but sphere itself.

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I have no idea. . .

Last week in LA

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