Out here in California, where tobacco smoking is on the way to being made fully illegal but marijuana smoking will be mandatory, nothing is thought to be worse that “light bud,” that is, weed that is low in potency. Now I’m not a connoisseur of the evil weed, but I suspect the light bud version has to be superior to Bud Light just now. Of course, maybe they did find that right “celebrity” endorser. I’ve always found Bud Light to be rather flat, and. . . well, you can finish this sentence yourself.

Headlines of the week:

It’s called a “man cave,” people!

And finally. . . Riley Gaines don’t need no firearms: