Another year, another set of ignored new year’s resolutions. But we’re ready to ring in the new year with expectations for more of the last year—Biden bumbling, Kamala cackling, Hunter huffing, Trump trumping, Ukraine underperforming, the media mediating, etc. We resume with Colorado’s threat to democracy, which spread to the mean streets of Maine this week. Happy new year everybody!

Once upon a time. . .

Headlines of the week:

“News” headlines

“Threats to democracy”

Tommy Aqua Action Figure! This guy could do it.

And finally. . .