Don’t believe the headlines that Mitch McConnell is really stepping down. He’s going to replicate himself as an AI robot. Just keep in mind the lifespan of turtles, and you’ll know I’m right. And the crash of Google’s Gemini AI is a distraction—it’s just another CIA-Taylor Swift psy-op.

Want:

Headlines of the week:

A rather unexpected combination.

I really thought this is how the computer age would unfold.

I think I’ll pass on this ski resort. . .

Captain Kirk at the DEI review board.

And finally. . . Tulsi Gabbard: