Next up, we’re going to be told that plagiarism is a matter of context, right? (Though I am tempted to go with “Claudine Gay is a plagiarist is My Truth.”) Actually the entire monotonous campus left is one big plagiarism racket, since all the ideas, and much of the vocabulary, are identical. This is why I call every invocation of “diversity, equity, and inclusion” the modern academic Nicene Creed (“We belief in one unholy, anti-catholic, administrative state. . .”) And if Biden should happen to dump Kamala Harris from the Democratic ticket, Claudine Gay is the perfect replacement, as it would present the perfect balanced ticket of two plagiarists.

Trump has just got to stop over-promising like this.

Still time to get in your nominations for December.

Headlines of the week:

Okay, a fake headline.

Okay, also fake. . .

IYKYK

And finally. . .