Some lucky company with the fire alarm contract for the U.S. capitol complex is about to get a lot of new business, with all the fire alarms in Congress suddenly going off all at once. Also, do Democrat-built border walls come with fire alarms to drown out the wailing of AOC? Does Nancy Pelosi’s new office in the capitol basement have an alarm? And did we get a whole new form of McCarthyism this week?

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You’re going to need a bigger amp.

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