Gay sex in the Senate, Gay plagiarism at Harvard—no wonder the left wanted to get out ahead of things by promoting the “don’t say gay” slogan last year. I’m awaiting a re-write of Nietzsche’s Gay Science to offer up a field theory of how the left’s identitarianism is hitting the wall harder than an EV-driving coyote chasing after a white supremacist road-runner who just filled up his jalopy with gasoline. Meanwhile, the Colorado Supreme Court says, “Hold my Rocky Mountain craft beer.” (And seriously: What’s up with Fetterman?) Lastly, merry Christmas everyone!

Latest model comes with bonus anti-Semitic slurs.

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