So Trump was indicted after all. Alvin Bragg must be secretly on Trump’s payroll (that’s the rumor I’m going to spread), as this is going to be the most famous perp-walk/campaign stunt since Socrates was hauled before Athens. Meanwhile, we’re going to get Fetterman back! His depression is “in remission,” the doctors say. What will he think when he gets back to the Senate floor? What could go wrong?

Headlines of the week:

I knew there was a reason I’m slowly warming up to this guy. . .

And ketchup is a vegetable.

DJ Maggie T

And finally. . .