Oh isn’t this cute: the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for Vladimir Putin for his war crimes. I’m sure Russia will extradite him right away! Or Zelensky will arrest him when Ukraine sacks Moscow after we finally give him back the nuclear weapons we told Ukraine to give up to us 30 years ago in exchange for security guarantee. What’s that? Bank run you say? How can that be? Did Barney Frank stop looking at Freddie’s Fanny and start worrying about Fannie and Freddie again?

Headlines of the week:

Seen this week in Florida: This guy totally rocks.

And finally. . .