This is the week we saw American universities go full Kristallnacht, culminating in Cornell cancelling classes on account of threats from anti-Semites it trained and encouraged in its own classrooms. Perhaps it is time to dust off the de-Nazification manuals from 1945 and update them for campus use. This spectacle of intellectual depravity is almost enough to distract from our incompetent president. Well, at least conservatives can celebrate our favorite weekend of the year, when we literally get to turn the clock back.

Headlines of the week:

Kansas City Chiefs fans will get this.

Prog rock fans will get this. . .

And finally . . . the multitasking IDF soldier: