• Finally—ChatGPT AI is getting to the bottom of this core metaphysical question:

• Good news for Chris:

• Poor Nancy (though I can’t decide if this is a wannabe Babylon Bee-style satire, or wacko agent-provocateurs):

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) was brutally heckled while speaking recently at a New York City college in Manhattan and the barbs by a number of protesters hit a little too close to home, calling her a “warmonger” and “a sad old drunk.”

“You’re leaving millions of Germans without energy. You have a knack for getting us into war. People like you should be arrested. You are a war criminal,” the protester yelled as he was dragged out of the venue by security. . .

Two other people reportedly tried to stand up and take a jab at Pelosi as well but were taken down by security as the stunned audience nervously watched with a few booing the protesters.

“Dodd-Frank was always never going to work. If you don’t deal with the $600 trillion in derivatives, then there’s no chance for this economy,” a third man declared as he was removed while people loudly booed. “Don’t you see it all failed? None of it worked. None of it worked. We need Glass-Steagle.”

It’s this last comment that seems the most likely phony.