I have previously documented the sad and fascinating, in equal measure, mostly online Zero COVID cult of Twitter addict fanatics who find 2020-style lockdowns and forced masking exquisite and now refuse to ever resume a pre-COVID lifestyle.

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Imagine how much fun this individual below, one such Zero COVID cult member who apparently adores “Barbie” enough (even though, in her estimation, it espouses “white feminism”) to make an exception to her self-isolation policy, would be at a party — assuming, of course, that she could be enticed to crawl out of her isolation hole for an evening.

To summarize what this lunatic did, as detailed in her TikTok production, she:

As a side note, this creature apparently isn’t sufficiently afraid of COVID to give up her Wendy’s drive-thru habit and total lack of exercise, or whatever has caused her to weigh approximately 400 pounds, morbid obesity being a major co-morbidity in COVID-19.