Happy Black Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. "Why does everything have to be about color?" Krissendren once asked.
Again: quick holiday stuff today.
Very quick.
We'll start with a little background for those who are new to this space.
I never had a wandering liberal phase when I was young. I grew up in Barry Goldwater's Arizona; my family and friends have always known that I'm conservative. I've spent my entire adult life working in the entertainment industry, which is left of left politically. This has never been a problem for me because I don't talk about politics when I'm not working.
Ever.
It's an easy way to avoid stress.
I'll still be going off on the lefties here every day, but I'm not going to carry that into cherished time with my loved ones.
I am forever grateful for the opportunity to spout my political opinions to such an erudite audience. I am especially thankful for the friendship and support of our VIP family. We're inviting more of our friends to join us with a 74% discount when you subscribe and use the promo code POTUS47. Trust me, you'll love this.
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<raises hand>
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