Rachel Morin, the 37-year-old mother recently killed in Maryland, wasn’t just pretty; she was a stun gun, especially considering she was a mother of five children. Many of her pictures in the headlines show her rocking skimpy clothes. She had dyed-blonde hair and what appears to be some “work done” to her lips and decolletage.
FACT-O-RAMA! Every plastic surgeon and Botox technician will tell you that once someone has “work done,” they will likely continue this practice for years to come. For many, plastic surgery becomes an addiction.
Morin made the headlines recently when she was reported missing after going for a hike on the Ma & Pa Heritage Trail in Bel Air, Md.
FACT-O-RAMA! Hiking trails are hunting grounds for predators. They are among the few places in the country where there are no cameras. They are desolate. They are dangerous.
Now some of you may be wondering what I, a columnist, comedian, and loud-mouthed, anti-commie radio host can offer in regard to missing person cases.
For starters, I have two very unsuccessful years of criminal justice studies at a Michigan community college that admits anyone with a credit card under my belt. I won’t name the college, but it’s a crafty school that has N/A for all of its ratings. No, I did not graduate. I don’t need no stinkin’ diploma!
I’ve read almost every book about serial killers.
More importantly, I’ve been watching Forensic Files for almost 27 years.
FORENSIC-O-RAMA! I watched so many episodes of Forensic Files that my friends began to refer to the show as my “training films.”
A lot of people, especially women, disappear every day. The media doesn’t report on all of them, but pretty blondes who vanish are hard to ignore.
The media released something very interesting today in regard to the demise of Rachel Morin. Morin was found dead and naked. Her body was hidden in a tunnel of some sort and was found by a dude who “had a feeling” she might be in a tunnel. Huh. Most importantly, half of her face was brutally bashed in.
“It looked like [the killer] was trying to erase her identity… the right side of her face was gone,” according to the man who found her. I disagree.
I believe whoever disfigured this poor woman’s face has an issue with her pulchritude or with pretty women in general. Morin was clearly dedicated to her appearance. Whoever did this to her wanted to deprive her of that beauty in death.
FACT-O-RAMA! Morin’s boyfriend has a history with law enforcement, including violating restraining orders, though he has maintained his innocence.
Perhaps her beauty made her a narcissist, and the killer hated her for it. She may have been killed by a woman (unlikely but possible) who found her beauty intimidating.
It’s possible she was killed by an unattractive incel. They are known to hate gorgeous women who won’t give them the time of day, like this miscreant who wanted to kill 3,000 women, including sorority girls, “out of hatred, jealousy, and revenge.”
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For a lot of killers, the murder is personal:
Back in 2020, Sydney Sutherland, 25, blonde and gorgeous, disappeared after she went out for a run in Arkansas. A 28-year-old fat, bearded, married incel-looking miscreant named Quake Lewellyn saw her walking down the road. He turned his truck around, rammed her, abducted her, and drove off. He then undressed her, raped her dead body, or as he put it, “tried messing with her a bit” on the tailgate of his truck. He buried her. Days later, he joined a group to help look for Sutherland. Lewellyn had no record of such violence.
Using online court records, I found the Facebook profile of a woman with the same name as Lewellyn’s wife living in the same county in Arkansas. I sent her a message asking if she was married to Lewellyn. She blocked me. She also looks a lot like Sydney Sutherland.
Whoever killed Morin hated her or something about her. This murder, I believe, was personal in some way. I’ll keep an eye on this sad case and report back as necessary.