"Five O'Clock Somewhere" starts one hour late today to give everyone time to ditch their eclipse glasses and let their eyes readjust to normal light so that nobody will miss a single moment of the Two Stephens smiling faces.

That isn't the reason at all, of course, but since I can't remember the real reason we're starting late, this will have to do.&nbsp;

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 {ai:summary}<p>When "Five O'Clock Somewhere" finally starts, it's all about the Two Stephens smiling faces, but the real reason for the delay remains a mystery. Join in for a good time. #culture</p>

MONDAY AT 4PM EASTERN: 'Five O'Clock Somewhere' with Kruiser, VodkaPundit

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