“Five O’Clock Somewhere” means never having to say you’re sorry about having a lovely adult beverage in the middle of the day.

But. Not. This. Time.

My good friend Stephen Kruiser is whipping himself into shape this Sober October so your thoughts and prayers are welcome and appreciated.

Not sure what else we’ll talk about on Monday’s show — it was such a quiet weekend.

See you then — can’t wait!

P.S. If you aren’t already a VIP Gold supporter, what are you waiting for?