It’s the Friday edition of “Five O’Clock Somewhere,” and you know what that means: There’s no telling how long the live chat will last.

Please don’t forget that it isn’t the length of the show that counts so much as the girth.

I have no idea what that means and I don’t want to.

But I do know that by the end of the show that everybody involved — whether it’s your affable hosts or our VIP Gold family — will emerge well-informed, completely entertained, better looking, and with a healthy, all-over tan.

See you then — can’t wait!

P.S. If you aren’t already a VIP Gold supporter, what are you waiting for?