He's back, baby!

The one and only Stephen Kruiser is back in his hometown of Tucson, Ariz. for a one-night-only performance...

...or maybe he's just finally back after an extended stay in Michigan, where the sun never shines and the authorities made him walk uphill both ways in the snow to and from school each day.

Whatever the case (and I'll never tell), won't you join us at 3 p.m. Friday for the usual good cheer?

See you then -- can't wait!

P.S. If you aren't already a VIP Gold supporter, what are you waiting for?