In their latest hit piece on Long Island’s GOP Rep. George Santos, ABC News let a little fact slip about the AR-15.
FACT-O-RAMA! Lefty news has been too busy pointing out the lies in Santos’s resume to admit Gropey Joe Biden has been fibbing, fabricating, prevaricating, bearing false witness, and plagiarising since he entered politics with John Adams.
Santos co-sponsored a bill to name the AR-15 the “national gun of the United States.” ABC News stroked an article about voters protesters showing up at Santos’s office to protest the bill.
The ABC article states, “Research shows an AR-15-style rifle has been used to kill at least 226 people in mass shootings since 2012.”
If my calculator is accurate, that’s roughly 22.6 people per year, or 1.8 people per month, who have been killed by AR-15s in mass shootings.
Let me open with this: one death is too many.
And now for my question: why do lefty jackpuddings regurgitate their avocado toast over AR-15s when so few people are killed by them?
Related: Eight Lovely AR-15 Facts (#7 Is the Best) You Need to Argue With a Lib
Let’s take a look at ways in which more Americans die every year than by AR-15s used in mass shootings:
FACT-O-RAMA! The CDC ominously states, “WARNING! Many farm workers have died after entering manure pits.”
We’ve learned that if you want to cut down on needless deaths, you’re better off handing out prune juice than trying to purloin AR-15s, as we Americans are roughly 10 times more likely to die as Elvis did — on the toilet — than by an AR-15 in a mass shooting. We’re 50 times more likely to be beaten to death. We’re roughly 1,000 times more likely to be killed — either by accidental strangulation or falling — from our beds than by an AR-15.
BONUS LESSON: None of this info will help you in a debate against your liberal sister-in-law and her pink-haired, gender-uncertain boy?-partner freakshow because facts are useless against the bolshies who want us defenseless.
So why do the apparatchiks on the left want your A5-15? The same reason you want to keep it — it’s the best gun available to fight tyranny — either foreign or domestic. And with the terrifying number of military-aged Chinese men crossing the southern border, we might find ourselves fighting either, or both.
Let’s keep the conservative chuckles going. Check out this hilarious video by my friends at “Jokes and a Point,” and remember, the libtards want to take your guns and your sense of humor.