President* Joe Biden admitted today in a brief presser that he still has no idea what those last three balloons were, who sent them, or what they were doing.

He stated that “nothing suggests they were related to China’s spy balloon program or that they were surveillance vehicles from other — any other county.”

COINCIDENCE-O-RAMA? Hey, Joe, you just shot down a Chinese spy balloon — after allowing it to cross the entire country. It stopped over various military bases. There was also one seen over Costa Rica and dozens over Taiwan.

FAST FACTS

Biden continued his sputtered speech with a claim that the “intelligence community’s current assessment is that these three objects were most likely balloons tied to private companies, recreation, or research institutions, studying weather or conducting other scientific research.”

Would that be the same “intelligence community” that suggested Hunter’s very real laptop was “Russian disinformation?”

FACT-O-RAMA! The Chinese have three secret police stations in Toronto, which is very close to Lake Huron, where an “object” was shot down.

Groggy Joe’s words were chosen carefully, and he told us nothing.

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Despite the balloons over the United States, Costa Rica, and Taiwan, President Finger-diddle wants us to believe that, though he has no idea what the balloons are or from whence they came, they aren’t spy balloons and they didn’t come from China — the same country that gave his family tens of millions of dollars.